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'Shhhh. Shhhh. Shut the fuck up, I think I just thought of a way to destroy the humans and still get food.'

#cat #lol #kitty #thinking kitty #thinking #idea

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SON OF A BITCH BON BON FUCKING REPLY.

#text #I'm ignored #laugh out fucking loud

Teacher: any questions about sex then?

*girl raises hand*

Girl: can you use sandwich bags as condoms?

Teacher: ..... No...

Girl: .... Fuck

#school #health class #lol

So.... Today I found out whales explode..

#exploding whales #google #search

Flushing the toilet at night is like setting off a bomb. *flushes toilet* *PEOPLE SCREAM AND COPS BURST DOWN THE DOOR DRAGGING YOU AWAY* *random by stander* 'Merica

#lol #I'm too tired

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Jonas Brothers & The Naked Brothers Band

Are we just gonna pretend the Jonas Brothers and The Naked Brothers Band never happened?

#naked brothers band #Jonas brothers #bands

Slap Slap Slap. Clap Clap Clap!

Bolbi for CLASS PRESIDENT

#bolbi #jimmy neutron #class president

So like..... Guys.... Am I the only one who thinks this?

I honestly do not want to sound like the girl who asked if dogs had brains, but how come dogs beg for our food, and people do not beg for dogs food? Like….. Why? I mean what if their food is amazing and we just haven’t tried it? WHAT IF EATING DOG FOOD GIVES YOU SUPERNATUARL POWERS AND THATS WHY DOGS EAT CAN SEE GHOSTS AND THE PEOPLE WHO SEE GHOSTS CAN BECAUSE THEY EAT DOG FOOD! Bam. Thats how you can see ghosts.

#dog food #physics #amazing #dogs #questions #blah

Grandma Gives Out Condoms Instead Of Candy

Friend: So my grandma has fucked 20 guys this year

Me: Uhhhh What?

Friend: Yeah. She's a slut...

Me:..... So does she hand out condoms instead of candy?

Friend: *gets all serious* No. Why would you even say that?!

#wtf #lol #funny #well i thought it was funny #sorry #not sorry #grandma

Nagi no asukara <~~ is that how you spell it?! Idk. Miuna and Sayu! So kawaii... Episode 13 made me cry.. So many feels

#miuna shiodome #kawaii #sayu

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