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Hey

it’s occurred to me that i should probably make one of those pinned intro posts that most people that aren’t bots make so i look less botlike and strange

here we go…✨

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found this gem

#i tried to scroll #i really did

so apparently the faint weed smell in our apartment is not, in fact, from the tenants next door and is instead coming from the “garden” my cousin put on our balcony

#im pretty sure you need a permit for this

so fucking sick of female cosplayers getting hate for having “sexy” cosplays because

1. That’s their interpretation of the character and they can wear whatever they want

2. Half the time the costumes arent even revealing and the commenters are just mad because the woman has the audacity to have boobs and an ass??

3. Nobody says anything when men take their shirts off for their cosplays (as far as i can tell. Not saying its never happened)

#cosplay #stop hating on women for no reason #this pisses me off so bad

i asked my cousin why he didn’t go to school last week and apparently he got his friends to tell everyone that he was in a coma

i let it go because the most recent “social experiment” he conducted was a felony and this seems much less destructive

#he emailed the school from my aunt’s email too #i pick my battles #and yes he still lives with me #unfortunately

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ikea smells so fucking good i be sniffing my new desk

#ikea #i love ikea #ikea furniture

blueberry-ry

New game: if you were a fictional character tell me why you would be put into the Bad Queer Rep Club

#bisexual but only ever been with women #zero intention of coming out to my fam

i walk into the bathroom and my cousin is painting my bathtub white to cover up the scorch marks

#it looks so bad #how did he make it worse

my cousin will die by my hand tonight

WHAT THE FUCK MY COUSIN STARTED A BONFIRE IN MY FUCKING BATHTUB BECAUSE HE THOUGHT BATHTUBS WERE FIREPROOF AND NOW IT HAS FUCKING SCORCH MARKS ON IT AND THE SIDE ISNSTARTING TO FUCKING MELT WHAT THE FUCK FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKSAUCE

#my landlord is going to crucify me

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today a customer walked into my job, high as a kite, and tried to order a mcflurry (i work at a clothing store) so i gave him the bag of dorritos i was going to eat on my lunch break

He then told me i was a “cool ass faggot” and wrote his number for me on the counter in permanent marker before leaving

#what a day

adhd memes need to stop being so relatable please im getting concerned

#adhd #adhd memes #surely i would know by now

i guess my cousin sensed how close i was to beating the shit out of him because he just gifted me a new pot. To be clear, this pot is not in a box and has no label or price tag. This pot appears to be well used. When i asked my cousin where he bought it, he said “buy?” like he’d never before come across the concept of purchasing something

#i think my cousin stole a pot

my cousin ruined my only pot by trying to boil elmer’s glue. wtf

#glue #elmer’s glue #its not even like hes lonely or anything i see him with his friends all the time #what the actual shit

today my girlfriend asked me what ice is made of and unfortunately i found it charming. I fear i am far more whipped than i had previously thought, please send help.

#i love my gf

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every time someone tells me something is hot or sharp, i get the inexorable urge to grab it and prove them wrong

#dumbassery #i get hurt a lot

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my cousin and my roommate’s brother are like besties now this is crazy. they just left to go “instigate” and i have no idea what they mean by that but pop off i guess

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today I discovered that this outing resulted in both of them being kicked out of our local shopping mall

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