HorrificHeritic

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

i love hearing girl’s ugly laugh like yes bitch gimme that witch cackle

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

the only eyes it's right to describe as orbs

Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.

The amount of times I’ve heard a parent say something like “I’m just not going to tell my son he has ADHD, I want him to feel normal.” HE DOES NOT. HE DOES NOT FEEL NORMAL. HE IS WONDERING WHY HE IS STRUGGLING AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION HE IS AN IRREDEEMABLE FAILURE.

It may be the autism in me but I think literally everything in the world should have dimmer switches and dials instead of on/off switches. Lights should have options between off and blinding, fans should have options between off and gale force. I need more incremental options

i don't think chess sets be like

Chess piece designers: I don’t remember what a human looks like but I can carve the fuck out of a horse

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

@gothiccharmschool

YES!

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

whoever told you that you need an extensive goth closet of pricey corsets and boots lied. go to a second hand clothes store with a creative eye and u badabing badaboom

woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

Reblog to save a duck

Quack quack

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

Frozen peas are awesome for ducks and a lot cheaper to buy!!