Constantly awaiting a witch to turn me into a cat

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich