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Felt cute, might get called into HR later, idk #purplehairdontcare https://www.instagram.com/p/BwmzIy2j54H/?igshid=u745g5d6qe

I don’t think I could love @thepeopleschrissy more, even if I had bowled a respectable game without losing 1/4 of my fingernails. Love you mean it, @thepeopleschrissy 💗💗💗💗💗😎 https://www.instagram.com/p/BvTUvfpDxCQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=syewnif67i27

Happy 20th to a @britneyspears album that is literally always with me #babyonemoretime https://www.instagram.com/p/BsjbEXYFIvj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dsrn66dkhlg

🚨🚨🚨it’s ur BIRTH DAY (on the east coast, I can’t stay up until 3 lol)🚨🚨🚨 I’d like to thank all the powers that be for bringing you into the world on this day so I could know what true love is. Platonic romances are UNDERRATED if you ask me bc only one other person has ever called me drunk just to remind me how much they love me and he was a liar so you are clearly the only romance I will ever need. All of these photos are great because you are great we are great and it’s all great and I can’t type rational sentences because I am SO EXCITED that you’ll be here so soon I love you I love you I LOVE YOU @asiabellew 💗 ps hope everyone loves this pic bc I am 100% sharing it again in the afternoon so my best friend’s perfect face gets maximum social media exposure thank u https://www.instagram.com/p/BredXp2lT13/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10j98o13f0v5m

Always take friend dates to work Christmas parties 💗 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrLKtauFA1J/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r9sv1sdbz65i

Happy birthday to my queen, the incredible miss @britneyspears. Have you some cheesy grits, girl https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq5d9g4lTaK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=123kxc84wrzp6

Happy birthday to my queen, the incredible miss @britneyspears. Have you some cheesy grits, girl https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq5d9g4lTaK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=123kxc84wrzp6

Everyone’s always never said I look just like my mom (at The Fox Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDqTBnl2Si/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=89vq1n0lu5y2

Found a new friend in my New Yorker https://www.instagram.com/p/BpkO2_Ql_Jh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y0j8qv8jix1x

Shoutout to @asiabellew for always being my friend, even when I was like this. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpHieN1jCNJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mbzli6i8h631

I put my sunglasses on in this bar bathroom stall to take this because I AM the wrong one to fuck with*~ (at Nighthawks) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpBHlBKBF-_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=egypwzq3dmft

Happy 29 + 1 to my adoptive big sister @mctink - here is us 11 years ago watching 2 girls 1 cup for the first time and just a general reminder that we have always been really good-looking. LOVE YOU MEAN IT! 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo7GsQmBj66/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i0coiftmrtsk

Hi meet my new roommate, Ethel Kennedy (you can just call her Ethel, though) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo4hjrEhaHS/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mkut980hdflh

Dey dem boys (at Park Place Lounge) https://www.instagram.com/p/BodSVw3BJ46/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uuwt8hd00jdb

Insulated wine glasses: great for being outdoorsy or, in my case, practicing safe shower drinking https://www.instagram.com/p/BoDEHkZBGLm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rpy15jq4ytwr

Wow, it really happened. A little over 100 days ago, @amandaadonovann sent me a snap of an autographed Tom Hanks book she found and I made her buy it for me and it’s finally here. Thank you so much, it will have an honored spot on my bookshelf 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/BoC-fvZh0JZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1t4jnqls8crqq