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Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

Lmfaoooo

Me

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

Please refill left fox at earliest convenience.

i was gonna have a vegetable party but not a lot of people will be able to come cus there isnt mushroom in my house

I was gonna make this pun but you beet me to it

sorry! lettuce continue making puns tho!

but all the good vegetable puns have already bean taken

ill think of some more! i gotta go pea first

how long lentil you’ll be back?

it shallot be too long

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