Mein Teil

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

now this is good stuff

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you