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carnelianfoxx

fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"

zandraxofnebulon

ducks be like

carnelianfoxx

this is no longer a fun new blog title

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eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

pennywolf

noppokun

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

klefable

this website is wildly out of control

pomrania

Concept: lighthouse that is reverse-haunted by the never-ghosts of all the people who didn't die because of it.

(Inspired by this picture before scrolling down, and also that my brain goes odd places when I'm tired.)

pomrania

Symptoms of a reverse-haunting may include:

inexplicable dread

inexplicable relief

certainty that this was not the only way things could have gone

bone-deep knowledge that one's actions can change the world

existential terror due to the above point

vivid dreams that feel like false memories

objects being where they belong, when they'd been left out

pomrania

If you find yourself feeling like you're in an AU of your own life... maybe you're just passing by a place where adequate safety precautions had been taken, and thus a disaster never happened.

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cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns

This manga is FULL of fantastic panels Im going to be using as reaction images!

trangoldin

theswisscheeserag

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

theswisscheeserag

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

theswisscheeserag

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

starsonmarsy

my secret evil plan is to titnotize all my friends so that when i flash them, they go blank

lakemojave

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

lakemojave

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

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orochimarufacts

Here’s your breakfast, sasuke. Toast.

Thanks. Oh, what the fuck, what the fuck it burns,this isn’t butter

It’s tiger balm, sasuke. You’re going to be strong

pov you’ve been teasing adora all night and she is FED UP😡😤

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melhoncho-deactivated20241011

is-this-fascism

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

is-this-fascism

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

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