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just gonna put it out there, if you have “zionists dni” i straight up dont trust you. either youre antisemitic or ignorant of what zionism actually is and are just. jumping on the bandwagon. if you have “zionazis dni” im killing you with my mind lasers. what the fuck dude.

I don't think we need more clerks than soldiers. Maybe we should cut the schola budget.

NO. BAD lord regent!

No! Increase the schola budget!

Decreasing the schola budget. We have enough academics we need more people dying for the Imperium.

Im doing my best to die to for Imperium Lord Regent

“Magneto’s backstory should be changed, it’s unrealistic that he’d still be alive after all this time!” Have you forgotten what franchise he’s from?

You can suspend your disbelief for the man transformed into sentient rocks by space radiation, the interdimensional bird, and the flaming biker skeletons, but one guy being a little old is where you draw the line?

It's the ~antisemitism~

They're really telling on themselves because Wolverine is like 170 years old.

the night freaker

But My Lord Emperor.... the ✨️GUILT✨️ my entire planet must die in your name to be redeemed. It is what we are created for. It is all we know. May the mountains of our corpses earn a scrap of your forgiveness.

You know it's bad when The Sororitas are concerned for you.

As the Martyr complex faction, you're a little too willing to die, and i need you to understand that's us saying that

I was created in a vat with the explicit purpose of feeling guilty and dying. With intermittent digging. But yeah I see your point

*sigh* Who told them about the cloning vats?

Well SOMEONES gotta clean them. Gives you a real sense of yourself.

But My Lord Emperor.... the ✨️GUILT✨️ my entire planet must die in your name to be redeemed. It is what we are created for. It is all we know. May the mountains of our corpses earn a scrap of your forgiveness.

You know it's bad when The Sororitas are concerned for you.

As the Martyr complex faction, you're a little too willing to die, and i need you to understand that's us saying that

I was created in a vat with the explicit purpose of feeling guilty and dying. With intermittent digging. But yeah I see your point

But My Lord Emperor.... the ✨️GUILT✨️ my entire planet must die in your name to be redeemed. It is what we are created for. It is all we know. May the mountains of our corpses earn a scrap of your forgiveness.

You know it's bad when The Sororitas are concerned for you.

But My Lord Emperor.... the ✨️GUILT✨️ my entire planet must die in your name to be redeemed. It is what we are created for. It is all we know. May the mountains of our corpses earn a scrap of your forgiveness.

AHHHHH I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!! WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?????!!!!!

But My Lord Emperor.... the ✨️GUILT✨️ my entire planet must die in your name to be redeemed. It is what we are created for. It is all we know. May the mountains of our corpses earn a scrap of your forgiveness.

YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN FORGIVEN. YOUR ENTIRE PEOPLE AND PLANET HAS BEEN FORGIVEN. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ANY MORE CORPSE MOUNTAINS IN MY NAME

We... what?? I cannot comprehend what you mean. What is my purpose if not to destroy your enemies until my death? I cannot comprehend what you are saying Oh Golden One

But My Lord Emperor.... the ✨️GUILT✨️ my entire planet must die in your name to be redeemed. It is what we are created for. It is all we know. May the mountains of our corpses earn a scrap of your forgiveness.