Absolute bastards. Every one of them.

Which character had a 2014 tumblr soft grunge arctic monkeys phase?

Which character is emo?

Which character hates their job?

Which character gets homesick?

Which character uses social media too much?

Which character has a treehouse?

Which character doesn't get a lot of attention from their preferred sex(es)? Which character is a heartbreaker?

Which character has an Onlyfans?

Which character has plant grandpa energy?

Which character has the unhealthy coping mechanisms?

Which character skateboards? Rollerskates?

Which character is the most religious? Which character is the most atheistic?

Which character has tattoos? Piercings?

Which character is, just... always fucking sweaty?

Which character dislikes their name? Which character likes their name? Which character chose their name?