Your Babushka

Like, I never have. But so many people have, that like. They have to monitor it at all times.

"How many Einstiens have spent their lives washing dishes. How many Mozarts bent over stoves instead of pianos. All because they had the unfortune of being born a woman. -FunkyFrogBait.

So I live around the North and I reallyyyy want to go into ND to find the bar where Dennis was banned from. BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA AND THE INTERNET WONT TELL ME.

So I plan to just go around every single bar in that godforsaken state and ask if they know a Dennis.

Brain:

Aftermath:

Flannel. Flannel. Flannel. Flannel. When you think it's too much flannel, add five more.

Plain jean shorts. I SEE YOU FUTURE ME! PUT DOWN THOSE FLORAL AND JEM COVERED JORTS! NO. THEY DONT GO TOGETHER WITH THE FLANNELS. PAIR THEM WITH CARDIGANS YOU DUMB WHORE.

Sleeveless shirts. I flexed the sleeves off with my baby arms. Rawr.

MORE HEELS. I DONT CARE IF YOUR FEET HURT! MORE HEELS!

Strapless bras. And sports bras. Need... AND NOT VICTORIAS SECRET GOD WE HAVE TOO MUCH THATS ONLY TO MATCH WITH THE GURLIES.

More eyeliner colors. No more winter colors, bring out those greens and oranges.

Face jems! Face jems! Face jems! Face jems! YOU COULDNT WEAR THEM DURING SCHOOL, WEAR THEM DURING SUMMER. I DONT CARE IF YOUR SKIN WANTS TO BREATH, SLAP SOME LOTION ON IT IDK?!

Dresses that don't look like a mom would wear them.

Purses. NOT BLACK. WHY ARE THEY ALL BLACK?! Messanger bag would be CONVIENIENT instead of those FUCKING CLUCHES! >:(

A few more leather jackets, maybe a brown one? One is covered in wax.

Teehee jewelry teehee skirts, more white skirts, more tights because we ripped them. More white ruffled socks. More white bows, NOT THE TINY ONES OH GOD WE HAVE TOO MANY.

Stop buying sweaters for the summer... I KNOW THEY'RE DISCOUNTED BUT YOU'LL SWEAT YOUR TITS OFF!

Lowkey just go and start licking people/biting people.