SORRY

tfw ur suddenly hit by the fact that you are so unlovable and no one has ever liked you and you always always get abandoned no matter how hard you try to prevent it

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

Did we all have the same childhood ?!

Apparently

I’m glad this wasn’t just a weird thing my parents did but apparently a weird thing a lot of parents do

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

“I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic/etc. for voting for him”. Well, you actively worked towards electing a president who is all of those things. You let a racist rapist and his 1950’s sitcom villain partner who believes you can electrocute the gay out of people go into power. You didn’t stop it. You voted FOR it. Not against it. Because you wanted your gun rights to be protected. Or you “cared more about the economy”. (Which by the way is already going to shit and will continue to do so). You cared what effected you. You cared what was best for you. You didn’t take into account the millions of people that your votes effected and struck fear in. Stop trying to make yourself feel less guilty for putting people in fear. You support racism and homophobia and sexism and overall - you supported a campaign built on fear and hate. You should be ashamed.

I don’t lurk cause I don’t wanna know

what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

it’s 2016 not 2012

oppa rude style :(