Lover of Things

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

these damn kids and their *looks at hand* desire to save the earth

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

Multilingual people have so much of my respect. It's one thing to articulate yourself and to have intelligent conversations in one language, but to be able to do it in two or more takes some mental strength that most almost assuredly overlook.

someone needs to remind celebrities that they are just overpayed court jesters 🙄 WE are the kings they entertain

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

if i am somehow forced to own a smart appliance (likely due to lack of availability) i will figure out how to take the computer out and make it dumb

lobotomize your coffeemaker