Slap Honey on me

My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.

furry friend bleeding out on the ground: quick im dieing call nyan-wan-wan

I made a jkr confirmation genorator

first time I used it and got this and honestly? iconic.

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

Me, feeling lethargic and drowsy all day: why is this happening I got so much sleep last night Me later that evening eating my first proper meal of the day: 

me: I love minding my own business!

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing