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Hi! My name is Emil, I'm 20 years old, use he/she pronouns and I currently don't have a particular fandom. But I talk about Miraculous: Ladybug, Stardew Valley, Lost, House M.D. and other TV Shows ocasionally! I'm Mexican-Venezuelan so I post in both Spanish and English.
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How can anyone genuinely enjoy hot weather. How do you enjoy having every waking moment being horrible and awful and sticky. How do you go to bed with air so thick and humid that even laying there with bare bedsheets and splayed out in a starfish, you are still generating too much heat to be anywhere near even the concept of comfort and still smile about it. How do you have every species of flying insect invading your house through desperately opened windows and buzzing all up in your shit like the little fucking spacially unaware invertebrate asshole pricks they are and still claim summer is your favourite season. How. How do you do it. How do you find any semblance of a positive emotion when it's anything above 25⁰C at a push. I am miserable. I am planning a trip to the Arctic Circle.
You need to learn of the existence of fans
Armand and Daniel on their beheading date
My drawing of Armand from the glorious s2ep5 Loumand fight!
The Vampire Lestat 3.06
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co-working (and co-shrimping) ft. rocktiz
remembering I have free will so I veryyy self indulgently made his 5th limb a mechanical claw-like extension… for no particular reason at all 🤓
just two idiots obsessed with each other
Feeling normal.
if james ortiz is aware of rocky mate bad as hell do you think he's also aware of the rocktiz thing
imagine opening instagram one day and he just drops the most banging rocktiz cosplay(? is it even cosplay if its technically you)
if i was him i would never wear a green jumpsuit because id take one look at it and be like wow just like my me from my movie...
I just had a cursed thought:
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The Vampire Lestat 3.06
Hiii
Can you do Spencer Reid [Criminal Minds, preferably season 10] x Guinevere Beck [You] please? Romantic
Spencer x Guinevere!
"wHY dID bAtShIt aUsPoL rEbLoG tHe CuM PoLl?"
Because there are few things more Australian than the combination of democracy and wankers
How are people surprised when dicks are legally allowed by our electoral commission?
Best part of non-American twitter is that sometimes Trending In [Country] will just be a set of loose words that people from your country happen to be using a lot today.
Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.
Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)
and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her
This is killing me
Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:
Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)
Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)
Having a sticky beak (Investigating)
Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)
Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)
Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)
Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)
Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)
Thongs (flip flops)
Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)
Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)
Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)
Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)
Having a piss-up (A social gathering)
I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)
A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)
Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least
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Merry Fuckmas mates
do all the rich sentimonster teens of paris get to live in their own youtuber collab mansion together
the closest thing would be the dump the galattaca girls call a dorm
no one's taught them how to clean 😔
