You Know You're From The Rez When...

KEEP THEM COMING!

You, ladies, wear tank top and basketball shorts to swim🤘🏼

Alternatively, your cousin weaves and everything you own is blankets or covered in them. Your shirts are blankets. You kitchen is covered in blankets. Your computer is on the floor, and it's sitting on top of a blanket. Birthday? Blanket. New car seats are torn up? Blanket. Need a jacket? BLANKET.

when you crackin up at the kids nature books in the waiting room and nobody knows why

you put fruit cocktail in the freezer and then eat it like a popsicle because you don’t have any real ones

As a kid you would accompany your grandmother everywhere.

You have at least one broken down vehicle in your yard

Towels and blankets serve as curtains in your house.

If every time you see a deer,elk, or moose, your mouth waters.

You have been in at least one fight with a rez dog.

No matter your height you have long legs and a short torso.

You are more afraid of your girlfriend and her grandma then her dad