robot kisser

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

his stat panel was attached upside down by mistake. so whenever he transforms into bot mode he just

Bloodwing: Such a pity. If you weren’t a Wild Cardbot, you would have made a magnificent servant!!

Mega Ambler: Jun, let me out!

Jun: What?

Mega Ambler: Hurry!

Jun: Mega Ambler, set up!!

Mega Ambler: Bloodwing...is it really you?!

Bloodwing: Mega Ambler?! Is that you??

Jun & Blue Cop: what?!!

Mega Ambler: Why are you in a place like this?! No…you were alive this whole time? What happened to your appearance...?! and why on earth are you doing this?!

Bloodwing: You’ll find out soon enough. Though it might be difficult for someone like you to fathom. Hahaha~

Blue Cop: stop right there!!!

Peruru: finally, they stopped

Jun: Mega Ambler, do you two know each other?

Mega Ambler: His name is Bloodwing. He was a medical officer who served with me in the Star Guardians 13th unit. At the border where the war with the wild card nation was fiercest…we saved lives every single day

(Flashback)

Bloodwing: These guys are getting more violent by the day

Soldier: The defense line has been breached! Evacuate immediately!!

Mega Ambler: Is this…the end...?

Bloodwing: It seems the time has come to verify the results of my long term research

Mega Ambler: what are you talking about?! You don't mean...!!?

Bloodwing: don’t worry. I’ll buy you some time, see you later

Mega Ambler: hey!!Bloodwing! BLOODWING!!!

(End of Flashback)

Mega Ambler: we never saw each other again. I quit being a military doctor after that day

Jun: Mega Ambler...

Blue Cop: so you survived thanks to Bloodwing’s sacrifice

Blaion: but now it turns out he was alive after all...

Mega Ambler: yes, but look at how he’s changed...He must have survived by taking on the power of a Wild Cardbot

Musclehyde : maybe he had no choice if he wanted to live

Mega Ambler: NO. He is a traitor who sold his soul to the power of a beast

Phantom Hornet: you’re making us Wild Cardbots sound pretty bad