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Find your code name for the skeleton war.

1st: Birth month

January:Marrow

February:Femur

March:Phalanx

April:Vertebrae

May: Rib

June:Pelvis

July: Tooth

August: Fibula

September: Tibia

October: Sternum

November: Skull

December: Humerus

2nd: First letter of last name

A-E: Sucker

F-I: Nutz

J-M: Bong

N-Q: Slapper

R-U: Fucker

V-Y: Humper

Z: Douche

3rd: Birthday:

1-5: the fuckboi destroyer

6-10: master of the bone zone

11-15: player of xylobones

16-20: maker of dank memes

21-25: devourer of candy corn

26-31:crypt keeper of puns

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#phalanx fucker the fuckboi destroyer

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hopelesslyhealing

The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy.

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Do fish know they’re wet

cocaineteas

me posing for a pic:

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

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My fav. post, tbh.

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Come at us bro

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signs that are to die for vs. signs that will die for you

to die for: aries, gemini, virgo, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

will die for you: taurus, cancer, leo, libra, scorpio, pisces

nymphokittens

just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens

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can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

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*doesnt understand a post*

*looks at notes and tries to find comments*

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do you ever look at your best friend and just think “someone is going to be so in love with you someday”

jacqll

but then you think, “oh shit-”

“it’s me.”

amaltheas

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

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But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

amaltheas

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

twistedviper

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pajamaben

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

studip

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021

ur 14

studip

mom go away wtf im tryin to be cool

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