Persona 4 Alternate Universe where Yosuke is...

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke trips over a dog in a carpeted hallway and drops his phone mid-faceplant, and somehow the two foot drop onto carpet is enough to completely destroy the damn thing leaving him without a phone over the weekend until the insurance company replaced it.

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke is replaced with a screwdriver to get to the original fairy tale about the ONLY thing they were gay or not to mention the fact that he collaborated on a lot of his political writings of my grandmas were painters. (In other words, a clusterfuck composed of only the first three suggestions my Samsung gave me for each word.)

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke is replaced with Ted Cruz.

Persona 4 AU where nothing is the same except for Yosuke; everyone else is some bizarro-world equivalent and the whole thing takes place in Sweden.

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke trips over a rock and ends up starting a global economic crisis.

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke calls Yu/Souji/Biggles "Daddy" instead of "Partner".

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke is actually a bunch of spiders in a flesh suit.

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke is replaced by a goose. Just a regular goose. Nothing special about it. No sir. Just your regular, run-of-the-mill goose. That's it. Certainly nothing abnormal or otherworldly about it whatsoever. Just your everyday waterfowl.

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke is capable of flight. But only below residential speed limits.

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except all of Yosuke's actions are accompanied by "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy" sound effects.

Persona 4 AU where everything is the same except Yosuke is a very irate, slightly undersized lobster.