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The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

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politics posting about mission impossible and digger
We don’t see a lot of John Goodman in the Digger trailer, so I’m extrapolating from very narrow information, but he doesn’t appear to be doing a Trump impression. And Trump impressions have been an albatross around the neck of American media for a decade now. I expected that impression to be there so I’m just stewing in my own (pleasant) surprise about its absence. And I think part of the reason Goodman isn’t doing a Trump impression is that Trump-era American politics have progressed to such a point that you can actually just emulate its insanity generically now. You don’t need to reference Trump to do “a Trump impression” because the impression you’re doing is of US politics writ large. The symbolism of a president in American film isn’t just a depiction of the person but of the moment broadly. And the current moment, broadly, is unfettered fascistic mania. Amalgamating JD Vance/DeSantis/Cruz/Trump/Musk/McConnell/Biden/etc into a single insane decrepit president guy is a much more efficient and effective (and funny) impression of contemporary political leaders than a Trump impression ever could be.
And it’s such a stark contrast to Cruise’s last film, TFR, which does an American politics AU where Kamala Harris becomes president. And what’s never stated in that film, but must logically be true, is that part of the global insanity happening in the MI universe is because a black woman is president. Like, Jan 6th happened to protest Joe Biden. Can you imagine a version of Jan 6th with Harris winning lol. Both TFR and Digger (again, going off of a trailer, so take this with a grain of salt) have radically different visions of American politics and the problems produced as a result of those politics. I always liked McQuarrie’s position that the Entity is a stand-in for surveillance technology broadly. I roll my eyes whenever people say that Ethan is battling ChatGPT in that film. It’s such a hyper-literalist reading of Final Reckoning that misses its obvious political arguments. Both it and Dead Reckoning are grappling with private + state surveillance technologies and their active role in eroding a societally agreed upon truth. Like truth as a public good has been fractured to what feels like an irrevocable point. And MI is not a deep or complex political franchise. So the Entity is very clearly not a chatbot or even just a generic AI stand-in.
Anyway all of that is colliding in my brain and making me think like, do you think Ethan knew about January 6th prior to it happening. I mean like it was openly planned so it’s not that difficult to anticipate. But still. Actually god could you fucking imagine if TFR was about January 6th and Ethan stopping a domestic plot to destroy American democracy. I feel like that would actually be much more thematically appropriate as a bookend to MI given that the first film is about a mole in the US intelligentsia. Like MI has always been about America/Western allies fighting internal battles to maintain their own sanctity, so in a way, an MI film about Jan 6 would be a very obvious adaptive move if you want to transpose the political context of post-Cold War cynicism onto 2023 during a global pandemic and mass disinformation hysteria. And to be clear that version of TFR would have been extremely bad. Mr McQuarrie I respect you but I do not think you would be capable of saying something intelligent about that political moment. Most of Hollywood can’t do that either so it’s nothing personal.
But anywayyyy I think Ethan vs Digger are very interesting to compare. Ethan helping democrats very somberly save the world/battle for the truth vs Digger asking the US Navy to bomb a glacier into submission is such a hilarious and stark difference vis a vis Cruise’s presence in fictional depictions of American political problems
I wanted to post this into the conffesions but its prob too long and im ranting:
I hate when people joke about his age and appearance, like for example in the comments under the digger trailer people were like haha he finally looks his age- NO TF HE DOESNT. First of all, Digger is like 80, and second of all, people dont know how 60 year olds look like, like he looks perfectly normal for his age, there are actors who dont have a single WRINKLE at like 70 but sure lets target him who is just athletic and has a lot of muscle and probably good genes. Like i know people who are even older than him and other than the white hair you wouldnt guess their age, its just dependent on so many things and like he takes a lot of care of himself and eats good so of course thats gonna reflect on his appearance
But im mostly just pissed how people have to CONSTANTLY bring it up, or when its a movie where hes 40 or 50 and theyre like haha hes a vampire he hasnt aged a day- like NO THATS JUST HOW SOME PEOPLE TEND TO LOOK LIKE AT THOSE AGES LIKE 50 ISNT SOME FUCKING ANCIENT AGE WHERE YOU LOOK LIKE A CORPSE
Btw it's okay to be fooled by AI. It's okay to see a video or a picture and think it's real, only to later find out it's AI. You are not a bad person or stupid for being fooled; that is what they want to happen. Take a breath, learn the signs so you can identity AI easier, and move on.
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Sometimes I get really sad when I think about how alone Maverick was, before Bradley and Penny came back into his life, like the poor man spent how many years alone? Always being surrounded by people in the military but then going back to an empty hangar in the middle of the desert everyday? No wonder he didn’t leave the military, it was the only place he still felt like he had people even if they didn’t necessarily like him (aside from the dark star team I genuinely feel like they loved him) everyone else moved on, had families, but he was there surrounded by his expensive toys he fixed up by hand.
And it just gets me thinking about real Tom Cruise, a lot of us probably don’t think about it, I know I didn’t until recently. But I don’t know how close he is to his children, but he seems to be alone a lot- everyone else probably has their own lives, families. Of course he’s extremely successful but once he goes home he’s just…alone, surrounded by expensive and luxurious things but little to no one to share it with. How does he feel when the crowds dissipate, the credits roll and everyone goes home? It just sounds….lonely, I know Top Gun tried to glamorize it with cinematics but I can’t help but wonder if Tom didn’t incorporate that into TGM to give us a glance into his real life. It just seems…lonely, and I really feel for him- everything he’s gone through? And he’s just….alone.
He does a lot of public events too so it makes me wonder if he has trouble being alone with himself
Interesting parallels! I wonder about that too.
Off course my fanfic heart says he just goes to the McQuarries but in real life yeah idk. But then again we don't know him, see him roughly once a month for a few minutes at a time (which I feel like is planned out), don't know his friends (inside the Church and out and wait maybe that's the TGM parallel, he like Maverick with the Navy, might have no friends out of Scientology. I don't believe that (McQ, Spielberg even a James Corden are not Scientologists to my knowledge) but interesting thought). He has no (as far as we know) relationship but is married to movies. Is that lonely? I don't know. Interesting thoughts overall though, thank you OP for raising them!
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This is a very fun interview, I would recommend! I love how passionate Tom is and how he is really focused and nice to listen to in this interview because while he kinda sometimes does not answer the full question, he at least is very coherent!
Also damn he's so hot I love him so much. I love how he's fidgetting with his hands (it almost felt like he was playing with a ring sometimes but there was no ring so that made me think about him potentially wearing a (certain)ring at home which👀) and keeping himself focused/grounded by that while in other interviews we've seen him fidget with the legs of his pants or with the microphone or just moving around a lot. He seems calmer here and it's more pleasant to watch. I do miss his heart eyes towards McQ tho.

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posted my mcqruise fic 😖
So exited!
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That cat is dead and stuffed but nobody dares to tell Digger because nobody wants to anger him (and make him pull his funds away) until the start of the third act where Sandra Hüller will yell out that 'you love nobody but yourself and that dead cat if yours!' and the silence will be loud and the cut will be harsh but it will cut to Digger finally snapping and doing the little extra mile the movie needs him to do.
Mark my words.
Actually, this makes sense on a story and thematic level too, not just for a single gag.
Digger starts the trailer, and I think its safe to say the movie also because of the theory I'm going to give you now, with telling the audience that: "Everything changes. One day you are a cat, or a king, next day you are just ashes in a box." This sounds like he knows the futility of controlling life and fighting change. Yet that is what he tries to do in the rest of the trailer and the movie: control the narrative and prevent change (which is trying to save the world but also his reputation and money I bet, since we know from the shot in his closet that he is vain and obsessed with money). He says that he knows the problem and accepts change happens, but he doesn't show it nor act out of that principle.
What if the cat having been dead for a long time is tied into that? What if the realization that the cat is dead (including an hilarious montage of past scenes with the cat where instead of a real fucked up cat it's a clearly dead and stuffed fucked up cat) is also the realization that Digger can't stop the change/the end of the world and in fact that he was always too late to start, because he only said to accept and acknowledge the fact things change, but never realistically acted on it until far too late. Which will I think be his arc in this movie. I don't think he will save the world, maybe save his reputation but for the world I suspect it will have been too late already. The facts are fucked but the story can be twisted around still, right until it can't, which the reveal of the dead cat (also literally done by someone going against his own story he painted about the cat being alive) will signify.
Add this to the fact that this movie is pretty clearly about climate change and you have a great gag that's both hilarious and very emotional but also works in the grand scheme of the movie and Digger's character.

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Pallas McQ watching the digger trailer jealous of a fake cat in Digger (Tom's) arms:
Omg that is so funny I love that.
McQ being all grumpy today because of this but not knowing why because his feline part is a little bad at communicating stuff, right until Tom laughs, pulls him to bed and proceeds to cuddle him just like this, with added scratches at the top of manul!McQ (because Chris shifted somewhere during the cuddle session) furry little head.
Got so excited by the Digger trailer, I had to write a fic about it. So here it is.
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I love this old man and his cat already 🤭
Guys drop everything and read this now it just made me fall in love so hard with this guy's love for his cat. Like fuck the guy himself (he would like that actually, won't admit it to himself but if he closes his eyes he can ignore that it's happening while still getting the pleasure), but his love for his cat? Perfection.