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GOD UFCK SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

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She had a visitor.
She almost never had visitors, unless you could count her landlord that came around every so often to remind her that there was no smoking allowed inside the apartment. Tch, Ceci hated that guy.
But no, she didn’t think it was him. The knocks were different, and she had plenty of time on her hands to think about it. Her landlord’s knocks were less confident; weak. The fact that this was different was suspicious enough. But still, the woman sat down her mug of coffee, strolled over to the door, and opened it.
Only enough to peek through the tiny crack she had made - and boy, was she glad that that was the most she did.
“What do you want?”
five years.
it’s been five years since she left, five years since she broke away from team aqua and five years since yoshida had last seen her. for the first four years he figured she did not want to be found... but he was worried, so worried it interfered with his work performance and left him more stressed than ever.
for an entire year he used his tracking skills to find her. any signs, any clues, any hints to where she might be. they all pointed him towards unova, and that’s where he went, taking a leave from work to go there, saying it was an emergency.
the door quivers beneath his large fist. he hears the shuffling of feet behind it before it opens just a smidgen.
does she recognize him?
` kendria. `
[ she felt like she had been standing there for ages, years, listening to this guy talk on and on. drone on and on, rather. at least, that’s what it seemed like. important interpol stuff, yeah, and she wants to be apart of this, because, hell, she was a shitty kid. she wants to prove herself. prove she wouldn’t be the kid who threw the punches at the weak, but rather, threw the punches for the weak. this was the time to redeem herself.
but FUCK did this guy keep on talking and talking. he said something at one point about some guy that she was going to be assigned to. agent yoshida. hopefully he wasn’t as boring as this guy had been. there were times at which she had to try and not make a snappy comeback to what this guy was saying, blurt out ‘hey, okay, can we get this show on the road, already?’ but she knew that if she did that her chances would be toast. she’d be over. so she bites her tongue and listens to the man talk.
that is, until there is a knock at the door, and sergeant belousov is cut off.
thank arceus.
she turns her attention to the door, and when the sergeant says ‘come in’, part of her expects it to be her parents that walk through, tell her that they’re proud of her for trying to turn around her life. but, instead, in walks someone completely different. what a surprise. she quirks a brow at the other, examining him. when the sergeant speaks once more, she turns to look at him, and he confirms that yes, this is agent yoshida, and yes, he is going to help her out by training her.
oh boy.
when they’re dismissed, and yoshida gestures for her to follow, she complies, her hands in her pockets as she follows along. when he asks her if she’s ever fired a gun, she takes a moment to think, before answering. ]
Toy guns, yeah. Real gun? Nah.
[ off to a great start, already, huh, chiharu. ]
a pause as he stops to consider her for a moment. she’s never fired a gun? most people that find their way into interpol have some experience with weapons. what comes out of his mouth is perhaps a little more rude than usual, but he can’t help it, ` and i thought they’d hire someone with experience. `
trying to egg her on. not only does she need to use a weapon, but she needs patience. if she’s one to lose her temper far to quickly, things could get ugly.
` i assume you at least know how to pokémon battle. and throw punches of your own. `
well, he knows what they’ll start with. there’s a shooting range not too far from headquarters that he can take her too, show her how to handle a gun and how to shoot one too. not hard when you get the hang of it, not hard at all.
a sigh slips past his lips. when they step out of headquarters, he reaches for one of his poké balls to release archer. the arcanine sniffs towards the strange girl curiously, ears perked and tail held high. who is she? who is she? a new friend!
` this is archer. `
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“ Oh man he’s so beautiful, can I cuddle him?” The breeder inquires, the usual piercing eyes were replaced by a warm look, overwhelmed in awe. Aizlin could barely contain her exitement before the man. Pokemon were her life after all. “ Oh please? Please Please?”
she reminds him of some of the children that beg to pet and play with archer. how could he say no? archer’s a well-trained dog and very friendly and fond with people. yoshida lets himself smile a little bit before he nods, patting archer at the base of his fluffy tail.
` go ahead.

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Jasmine couldn’t help but chuckle as he talked about his fond memory. She had similar ones. With Amphy, mostly. And even though it had barely even been a day, the thought that the gym leader would have to be away from the Ampharos for more than a night gave a small sting of homesickness. But it all went away in a single blow when Yoshida’s hand found her own. An involuntary smile raised up her face, as well as maybe a hint of pink on the tip of her ears. She held on to him without as much as a questioning look up. When they were closing in it certainly didn’t escape the brunette that the man she was walking next to continued to look around in a whole other way than he had as they had wandered towards the florist. Was he being suspicious? She understood that as an agent, he had to be paranoid at times. But since Jasmine couldn’t really sense a thing, it made her a little worried. Not even she noticed the little Gible before the dragon nearly tripped Yoshida over. Jasmine gave out a short, surprised squeak, before putting her free hand over her mouth, silencing it fast. Then, a frown rested on her forehead. What a poor little thing. He looked so defenseless. Watching Yoshida squat down in front of the Gible, offering it food, it was truly a heartwarming sight. Even though Jasmine would have done the same herself, or since she didn’t have any on her — probably even run and buy some food, it was such a good example of how appearances can deceive. He truly was one of the most kind men she had ever met. “What a sweetheart…” the young woman whispered. “Is he… all by himself?”
the gible snatches the berry and gobbles it up greedily, licking its chops and giving a gleeful cry, running directly into yoshida’s arms. the agent is startled, of course, but keeps hold of the little dragon anyways. a smile forms on his face, his eyes soft. the gible’s scales are dirty, some are chipping and falling off. it’s in desperate need of care.
` looks like it. maybe we should take him to get ice cream with us. `
yoshida had never really been thrilled with dragon-types, but something about this little creature warms his heart. if this all goes well, perhaps he’ll let the gible join him permanently. standing up straight with gible against his chest, he beams at jasmine and begins walking again.
he rubs the gible on the snout and it snaps playfully at his finger, but he’s quick to pull his hand away and gently scold it. he doesn’t want to lose a finger to this pokémon!
when they reach the ice cream shop, however, he uses one hand to pull open the door for jasmine.
"Woah, thats a gorgeous arcanine you got there! "
` isn’t he? `
newcomers came in every night and every day, picked out by the best agents they had. occasionally, yoshida is allowed to select from the potential candidates. it lets him know that intepol has trust in his judgment. however, today isn’t one of those days. but today is a day where he’s approached by a high-ranking agent and told to meet sergeant belousov in his office.
well, he hopes it’s something good. he doesn’t think he’s broken any rules lately.
the walk there is quick, though to yoshida it feels like one hundred leagues. people are only called to belousov’s office for important things. it makes him antsy. quietly, he knocks on the door. a voice says ‘come on’, and he does.
there’s a man just a bit older than him relaxing behind a desk, his gray eyes settling on yoshida when the agent steps inside. yoshida’s eyes linger on belousov for a moment, before he becomes acutely aware of a girl. a girl who couldn’t be any older than eighteen standing in front of the desk.
` this is agent yamauchi. agent yamauchi, this is agent yoshida. `
yoshida nods at the girl, wondering just what this is all about. so he asks, ` sir, what is this? `
` oh, of course. yamauchi here is a recovery agent in training. you’ll be helping with her training from here on out. i trust you to shape her into a fitting, strong agent. `
a frown settles over his lips. he wasn’t a babysitter. what the hell is this? sure, he has boundless amounts of patience, but at the same time he had a short temper. dealing with teenagers was never a good idea for him.
` of course, sir, ` he says with clenched molars. when they are both dismissed he turns, gestures for agent yamauchi to follow, and walks from the office.
the first thing he asks is, ` you’ve ever fired a gun? `
person: i am uncomfortable with bad language—
me: okay!! that’s fine!!
person: —because you are a girl and girls shouldnt talk like that
me: eat my entire ass!!!!
houston i have so many problems

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it’s one of the rare occasions that mandus will let someone into his home. yoshida happens to be that someone. it’s not the first time yoshida has been let in. in fact, he tends to be welcome, as long as he follows the rules of the house.
it’s the middle of the night when yoshida wakes up to use the bathroom. he sees the light in the office on, and when he pushes the door open soundlessly he sees mandus pouring over papers on his desk. a frown settles upon his lips. he has to be exhausted.
... yes, he definitely is, yoshida can see him nod off once before shaking himself out of his stupor and going back to scribbling across paperwork.
mandus tenses when a blanket is draped over his shoulders. calloused hands linger on his shoulders briefly. when he looks up with tired eyes he’s met with the sight of yoshida standing over him with surprisingly soft eyes, possibly the softest he’s ever seen them.
` you need your sleep. i don’t want you to be tripping over yourself in exhaustion. `
without waiting for a response, yoshida turns around and finds his way back ot the guest bedroom. mandus, surprisingly, does not find it in himself to be angry that the agent let himself into the office without permission.
the words ring in his mind for another few minutes. then, quietly, he follows yoshida’s advice and heads to bed.
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I think it would corrupt Yoshida, maybe to an extent, if Archer were to be brutally killed while working for Interpol. If he died in some manner that made it so blame could be pinned onto Interpol and its misuse of Yoshida and Archer's work.
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What do you think it would take to CORRUPT my character?
Or if my character is a villain, what do you think it would take to REDEEM them?
INTO A WORLD OF DARKNESS AND MAGIC.