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Cashapp/Venmo: unclefather

I’m like one of those clowns that pulls the long tied together scarves out of their shirt pocket except the pocket is my butthole and the scarves are a long hair from my head and I’m pulling the hair out in the shower at my house

There’s a difference between “if you can’t afford the vet don’t get pets” (which is true unfortunately) and like, someone starting a gofundme/donation post bc their pet has some sort of crazy unforeseen illness that was impossible to predict…dont be mean to ppl ebegging for their pets bc they budgeted $250 for shots and worm medicine and don’t have $2,000 laying around for feline MRI scans

don’t be mean to people “e-begging” at ALL. nine times out of ten you don’t know the whole situation and assuming every person in financial trouble got that way because of bad decisions is classist and just makes you a douche

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif