Brain Pain

do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

According to this great quiz I am 56% dateable, which is a pretty good score if you ask me, I thought I’m gonna get like 4%, so why am I not dating anyone 😔

@vhopesbootycall

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

imagine; it’s late at night, it’s raining, but the fire is warm and it’s nice inside. namjoon is next to you, hand intertwined in yours while you both sip your hot chocolates, just then, namjoon leans closer, hot breath against your ear, setting the mood to something steamier, he whispers, “There are more than 4,500 species of crabs.”

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings