Life's a bitch, get over it

When I had to give 3 Mongrel Mob Guys a blowjob cos I didn’t pay for my weed 😂 was good tho

The very first line of the song - I shit you not - I legitimately felt the physical sensation of my soul leaving out of my chest and Ascending.

This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

This gif LMAAOOOOO

“That’s karma, Mittens.” 

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

THIS IS ART

LET THEM LIVE

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

GTFO

no fucking way

fucking hell its come to this

I’m ready to die