Yokist

remember when this site’s code was so terrible that if someone sent you an anonymous message you could easily pull their IP address and location from it. or when people would code fake anon toggles on the ask page of their blog so when people would send them anon hate they’d get ousted. or the fact that we could edit people’s reblogs and literally change the entire text of anyone’s posts. that was so fun this site is weenie hut jr. now

Smooth criminal

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

They're a flavour enhancer, like salt or soy sauce.

Finding out world news through tumblr is the equivalent of a 15th century serf finding out his kingdom is being invaded by a prophetic beggar

Nah him having an affair with jeffree star is a rumor made up by the same girl who started the “coronavirus challange” and licked a toilet seat on a plane 😬

glad we found the time to come back to this one

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

Woke up today and groaned at a few people being Wrong on the Internet. Clocked into writing center orientation from 10:00-12:00. Fascist insurrection stormed the Capitol.

Fucked up yet predictable that this post stays relevant

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no