Owner Of Goat Army

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

this is sick

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

Fucking pro athlete.

psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

is he okay?

hello darkness my old  friend

why does andrew garfield look like robin williams from jumanji