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USNTDP have a yellowjackets crash moment and will is elected boy king of the woods with leno as his foot soldier. will comes out completely normal…soooo normal and is still drafted. sometimes mack catches him killing and skinning rabbits and digging in the dirt at three am. abbey by mitski etc. will likes his steak extra rare and bloody. sometimes he nips at mack’s throat so insistently like his teeth want to pierce the skin. comes back from meeting up with leno looking all wild and crazed. blood flecked on the collar of his shirt. mack watches one of will’s ex teammates kneel at his feet, head hanging low, will will will. anyways mack finds out he and leno ate will vote (and a bunch of other guys) (not out of desperation but desire) and is disgusted (mad about missing out on the cannibalism bonding experience)

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest

my hot take is that fully published historical fiction and whatever saccharine glorifying biopic that's just come out is in fact just as weird as rpf. ppl just don't want to admit it because rpf is dirty and wrong and low brow and a vaguely, loosely accurate, only accurate so far as it serves the story 'biography' is cool and interesting and high brow.

there’s no need to worry about the cap and how the sharks are going to pay will, mack, and our lord and savior collin graf. trust big money mike is gonna take care of graffer, mack is gonna get $11/12mil a year, and will is going to get a fuckass le creuset dutch oven in the color of his choosing and start calling mack’s money THEIR money.

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked