Daily occurrences at 221B

Mycroft: What do you create?

John: Oh, you've been?

John, arriving at the front desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store worker, pointing at Sherlock & Y/N: I believe they belong to you?

Sherlock & Y/N, simultaneously: We got lost

Sherlock: It's a critical update

Mycroft: It just says "We're back on our bullshit"

Y/N: Water's wet. Sherlock's a smart-ass. Greg is hot

John: What?

Y/N: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things

John: You flirted with Greg

Y/N: So? He's my boyfriend!

Molly: You asked him if he was single...

Y/N: Can't I just be happy?

Y/N: John is 'been there, done that'

Y/N: Sherlock, 'currently doing that'

Y/N: Lestrade, code name, 'it happened once in a dream'

Y/N: Molly is 'if I had to pick a girl'

Y/N: Mycroft, you're... Eagle two

Sherlock: We have three, actually