That's WAY too many Zzzzz's....

"So, I dreamed that I was working for Concorde (I GUESS it was Concorde)…I was acting as a crew member for a new sketch that they were filming for IKMY.  It was basically called “Which Groban is better?”  And of course it involved Vegard pretending to be Josh Groban, but they also managed to get the real Josh Groban involved too.  And the real Josh and Vegard Josh each had to go on a (very casual) date with the same woman.  Like just dinner and then a visit to a local museum…or something similar.  Then the girl had to decide which Groban she liked more.  Unfortunately, I only got to see the real Josh date before I woke up.  I’m disappointed, it would have been entertaining to see how that ended up.  LOL"

"SO short one, it was a kind of out of body dream, and I could see a radio studio, and i was watching Vegard’s face as he was looking at a tablet and smiling and i could see he was watching a video of me doing like a documentary.

I was talking to camera with a microphone, and then I walked over to alexfisherson who was standing there chill as fuck and said something to her (i think there was some kind of ylvis event) and her reply was basically ‘yo man idk’ and she kinda just shrugged and left just being really cool and i think she was smoking a cigarette?

anyway yeah, the lasting impressions are that even dream Alex is way cooler than I can ever hope to be and Vegard looking really cute and smiley and cheeky while watching something dream me made arrrrrghhhhh it hurts :3"

"I think I dreamt this because of the whole ylvis stream going on. And btw, I just found out Magnus was awaken by Ylvis. I dreamt that instead of the cameraman, VG had a camera woman. And guess who the woman was? Me. I guess I understood Norwegian or I was just doing my job and filming. (I went to sleep after Vegard and Bård were awaken btw so I missed everything that happened after that.) So I was following them around when they decided to get payback. Bård had a bucket of iced water and Vegard had the leaf blower. I was trying not to laugh as they were getting close to Magnus. Once they did, Bård threw the bucket and Vegard started the leaf blower. Magnus woke up screaming from the iced water and was lost and unhappy when the leaf blower was all up on his face. Everyone was laughing."

"Ok my dream took place during the live stream I think (?) and Bård was sitting, answering tweets or something when Vegard came in, fresh out of he shower, stark naked and just sat down next to him. 

They were all casual about it, acting like this was an everyday occurance and totally normal. And I was just sitting there like “whoa what. I mean I get you are close and brothers and all but that’s a bit much wtf”.

And Vegard kept getting up, walking around the room without bothing to cover up or anything, completely casual. Anyway, I think my subconscious just wanted to see Vegard naked. Quite the sight, let me tell you."

"I had a really long and strange but fun EJT dream. I still remember it all so I need to get it down. Here’s the rambling account of it.

It was a weird version of the EJT but B&V were in their fox coats & hats and Calle was in his Careless Whisper outfit. And I was in the audience and Calle was looking for someone to come on stage, and so I did? Nobody else was going to do it and nobody hindered me, which seemed odd. Either that or I just beat them. Anyway. I get up on stage and Bård runs up to me. We have a split-second interaction wherein he grabs my hands and basically does this:

like “Ohmygaaahd you’re on stage with me!” And I was like “Raaaiiight?!” and then he ran off to perform and that was the end of that. 

So my little spot with Calle is in the back corner of the stage (?) and i’m sitting on this little couch waiting for my part in the song. This is where it gets weird. Don’t know what my brain was doing here. Calle was like, kinda hanging and swinging on a rope, doing his bit, and then he swung down on the rope and we were pretty much face to face. There was this….thing that we needed to hang up? No idea what purpose that served in the song. But we needed to hang it up so I helped him hang it up and we high-fived. I sat back down on the couch and Calle kept trying to talk to me over the music. I managed to sort of yell-and-sign that I didn’t speak Norwegian and he seemed so annoyed, haha. (Also they brought a bunch of kids on stage and one of them was my littlest sister?)

Cut to after the show, apparently I stayed on stage until they were cleaning up so I got down. Later I was in a house and we were standing around talking and watching bit of the footage, I think? And there was someone there who wasn’t too familiar with the boys. The part where I hung up the thing with Calle came on just as he and Bård were walking by, Calle high fived me again and Bård made some weird comment that I don’t remember, and then he and Calle walked off into another room (oooh subconscious Balle much? ;) ).

The girl who didn’t know them was talking about them and couldn’t remember Bård’s name so I was like “Oh, the really pretty one? That’s Bård.” And she was like “Oh, yeah, he IS pretty!” And then I remembered Vegard was standing right there and I felt bad. So I hugged him around the shoulders from behind and put my head on his shoulder because apparently a) he was short enough that I could do that and b) we were on that kind of friendship level?

And I actually said this sentence: 

"Don’t worry, babe, you’re pretty too, I’m sorry."

He seemed consoled by that. And that’s basically where the Ylvis ends. The rest of the dream involved a brief appearance by Peter Capaldi and me getting really upset at my roommate for eating all the eggs."

"I just woke up from a dream. And I need to share it before I forget it. Ylvis had made a new song about pulling dogs' teeth. But for some reason the song was also related to McDonalds. And this was their next big hit since The Fox and the world wasn't pleased with the song. Parents were furious cuz their kids refused to pull their teeth when lose."

"I enjoy the fact that most of my dreams have been about Bård. I had two this morning, but both of them were kind of related. It was when they were on that show where they go around and talk to different people who had weird talents or collected something, and I was the third person who just tagged along. And as we were leaving one house, this really creepy guy was saying bye and he was trying to kiss me on the lips but I turned my head so he kissed my cheek and while we were walking back to the car, Bård was smiling and saying something about him being worried about me kissing the guy and then he kept trying to remember this one saying about the moon.

Then it kind of turned into this other thing where I had to walk somewhere and meet him and Vegard, but as I was trying to step over this bar thing I tripped and Vegard came out of nowhere to help me. It was pretty sweet."

"i was at ikmy, sitting at the front row of the new season, and i was with someone from tumblr, i cant rmr who it was though.

anyway ylvis had started this part of the show where they’d drag up a member of the audience and make them do some kind of dare, that they didn’t even know what was. and in the dream, i was chosen.calle had created that days dare, and he then told me what the dare was. make ylvis dance.

then this house music started playing, and i was so confused i just stood there so calle ahd to explain what i had to do. he said they had to dance close, and(mind you they HAD to go along with whatever the dare was about on the show) so i started guiding them towards each other to dance but i got stopped bc it was i who was supposed to dance w them not how i understood it.

another rule was that bård had to dance facing me, and vegard turning his back to me, and i had to be the one initiate the dance and also guide them.

yadda yadda yadda i end up having my hands on bylvis hips and making him move way too close to me and then i have to do the same w vegard and in the end i got a lapdance from them both??

and then i woke up"

"I had a couple of mini Ylvis dreams.

I dreamt that Calle was helping me pack for a trip, then on the journey our bus driver had a stroke and crashed the bus and I had to save Bård /flexes muscles/ and then he was like ‘omg my hero’ and I was like ‘nbd bae’ while secretly fangirling, and THEN I started screaming at a member of the fandom (won’t disclose who publicly) for wanting to hurt Ylvis in certain ways and told her to ‘get the fuck out of my house’ and smacked her one across the face. Pretty sure I headbutted her at one point too…? And a bunch of tumblr peeps were there cheering me on lolololol."

"I had a dream about Bård last night. He looked younger and he had longer hair. I don’t know exactly where we were but we were in a group, I guess it was kind of like class or something. And Bård was sitting like three or four people away from me and this person was talking and then I randomly said something out loud like ‘okay’ and I got really embarrassed and kept apologizing saying I didn’t know why I said that and Bård was leaning over and looking at me, giving the cutest and sweatest smile I have ever seen. It was amazing."

"There was a large group of us all drinking and having a great time in a venue hall, there was a stage which was to host Ylvis later on that evening. I knew that the people around me were all tumblr people but didn’t recognise any faces, we were all chatting and laughing anyhow. Suddenly Ylvis appeared and just started chatting with me and some of the other people (but mainly me) and then a lady came out and started shouting at us all saying that we’d broken the rules and we had to leave the venue. She kicked us all out into the street (including Ylvis) and we were all like ‘wtf’ and ‘but where will we hold the concert?’ We were all stood in the middle of the road, Bård one side of me Vegard the other and I started chanting ‘please’ at this woman. The whole group joined in and everyone was chanting ‘please’ at her until she gave in.

She led us back inside, but the setting had changed and we were now in what seemed to be a classroom. I went to look out of the window as people got busy setting up for the gig, and I saw that the room we were in was part of a building that was attached to an airport. All of a sudden I saw a huuuuuge Hercules plane flying towards the building, It was so low I was convinced it was going to hit, and it was tilting backwards and forwards and it seemed like the pilot had no control because it looked as if it was going to crash. It didn’t crash and managed to make it past the building we were in. The next bit is a blur, I can’t remember what happened but what I do know is that the building was suddenly on fire and it was my job to get everyone out.

I yelled at people to get out and most people did but Bård and Vegard were just like ‘meh’ and I was shouting at them to leave and Bård was laughing and Vegard took my hands and danced with me and I was trying to convince them to leave but they just wouldn’t. Eventually I could see the fire in the corner of the room, and it kind of bulged and I knew it was going to explode and so I pleaded with them again but they just told me to go so I did.

I closed the door behind me and heard a boom knowing that they were dead I just powered on through and ushered everyone out of the building, and we all ran across a big concrete yard to the assembly point, and we saw the big Hercules plane again and this time it crashed into the building we came from and we ran harder. Eventually we reached a safe place and everyone was in this massive circle, and I entertained people by dancing. And that’s all I remember…"

"I had a dream about Bård last night!!!! Except I never actually met him.. I was at this thing with a friend and I was talking to this group of people and I saw my friend talking to Bård and he was telling her about his hot air balloon and then he invited to go on a ride with him. Then while they were in it, this bad storm hit, like a tornado or something and he was trying to protect her and all that…."

"I just remembered a dream I had last night that was rather strange tbh. So like Bård, Vegard, Calle, and I were on this boat thing around Halloween time or something and Bård brought out this big bowl of unwrapped candy and wanted me stuff two handfuls of it into Calle’s mouth"

"It was Stavanger, and I know this somehow. I was in a house, IDK whose house it was, but there was a nightclub round the back, because there was a bunch of bouncers to the side of the house. They were dressed in Santa costumes (???) and I kept peeping to see them. I was waiting for someone to come meet me so I could go into the club and see Ylvis, but I finally decided to just go in on my own.

So when I entered it turned out to be this big outside area and there was already a big crowd and I was at the front, but I was sort of off the side of the stage so I was kinda backstage..? I remember watching people putting chairs out in rows and also watching as Vegard did the soundcheck, there was a lot of feedback, and I said to him ‘well that’s not very good is it?’ in a jokey way and he chuckled at me (I know, cutting wit courtesy of dream Elly).

After that the show started and it was only Vegard on stage and I was sat right at the back of the crowd on a high stool, and at one point he was asking for a volunteer to sing and everyone was clamouring, but he walked past everyone else and came up to me to give me the mic. We than sang together (I can’t remember exactly what it was, but for some reason I remember it being in Norwegian? I think it was supposed to be a classic song sung at schools idek) and he complimented me on my voice (amazing, highest praise ever, thx dream Vegard) and then he went back to the stage, and kept doing that ‘I’m watching you’ gesture to me that he did in The Cabin @ Bodø and killing me.

Then I don’t remember much after that. It was a lovely dream :3"

"I had a dream about Vegard last night. It was really short and this kid that was supposed to be his daughter was in it, too, but I couldn’t see her. He was at the place that was like a fair or carnival or something and he was taking pictures like he was at an award event, then he started walking towards the fair and his daughter was calling for him. They started walking down together and doing these sort of jumps where you hit your feet together on the side while you’re in the air. It was kind of cute, but weird and too short and vague for my liking. I’m waiting on the good lifelike ones where Bård makes an appearance, too!"

"This dream had 3 parts. It was really weird and confusing, and silly, at some points. But all in all a really lifelike dream.

Part 1:

It all started out with me and Rikke bein goutside somewhere that looked like Trøndelag by the nature. But the whole feeling of it kind of felt old, like we were there at right now, but the look of the dream looked like it had some kind of vintage filter over it.

Bård and Vegard were there, they were not working there for recording or something like that, it was more like they were there to try to write some new material. Rikke tried her best to become as friendly as posible with them. I was ofcourse trying to just stay cool and act like I didn’t care and just act natural. But then suddenly I thought «hey, they are right here, I should actually take some pictures just for the memories», so I ask Bård if we can take a selfie together. And as we are about to take the picture, and I’m complaining about the bad quality of my selfie-cam on my mobile, Hanna is there and saying she need to take a picture of me and Bård looking at eachother. (??? Wtf, @iamnotababypenguin?? Haha) Then the scene started to switch between me and Bård trying to take a selfie, and us looking at eachother cause hanna told us to. Switching between those two like crazy.

Part 2;

Then suddenly I’m in a fortress of some kind. I think it was supposed to be Borggården, the place they had their concert in Trondheim. It kind of looked like that on the outside, but the inside didn’t match at all. I’ve forgotten some of the detailes in the beginning here of this part, but suddenly we were in a dangerous situation. There was a crazy person on the lose in the fortress with us. This person, that I do not see who is in the dream, have weapon and start chasing and shooting people in a gameshop that is in the first floor of the fortress. (Ofcourse there is a gameshop there.. o_0 ) People start to run around panicing and trying to hide. At the end this person comes up to me, hands me his rifle and tell me that if I’m smart I’ll kill him right there and then. I still don’t see who this person is. I take the rifle and start to pull the trigger, but it’s out of ammunition. I pull the trigger over and over, but it just doesn’t go off. In panic I start to look for ammunition or some other weapon to use, but there is nothing to be found anywhere.

Everybody flees to a safe place, that is kind of a backroom up in the second floor of the fortress. There an group of the men have started a «safety troop» that are going to take care of us. I keep asking this one asian man that I find the most comforting to give me a bulletproof vest. It is called in reinforcements from outside, so the police and all these kind of troops are on the way. But it takes a couple of hours before they can get there and I can’t get a west until they are there. We are now in the middle of a really dangerous hostage situation. I’m trying my best to stay calm and rational, but also panicing. All I can think about is where is this man, and how much amunutuin is he able to get the hold of while we are sitting there waiting?

Then the scene starts to switch back and forth again, like at the end of the first part. This time it’s switching between being in the hostage drama, and flashbacks from earlier in the dream when we had a good time with Bård and Vegard.

Part 3:

Then suddenly we’re all outside of the fortress. Bård and Vegard is having a consert. (The usual ejt show.) We’ve been told by the police to stick together, but we all need to be outside so it looks like everything is normal. The public don’t know anything about the situation and nobody want to make the public panic. In the middle of the show, Rikke is there again doing a guest preformence. As she’s doing that I get a flashback that she preformed the same song when she was on the norwegian Idol show. That time she dedicated the song to Bjarte. But now she dedicated it to Magnus, and was flirting hard with him on stage.

Then the concert was over, and everybody was leaving. I was standing there with only my mum and my stepdad. I tried to tell my mum that something was wrong, without telling her what really was going on. She didn’t get my point, and thought I just wanted to leave because of some silly reason. But the police had told us all that everybody had to get back in the fortress as soon as the concert was over, to not upset this person that had taken us hostage. My mum tried to say I should just leave, and that she would take the blame (still not knowing the situation), and she didn’t stop untill I had to just be hard on her and say. «Mum! I’m the one wearing the bulletproof vest! You have to leave right now! I need to get back!» And then I left them there.

On my way back in to the fortress I have to go through this really high grass. I found a path that I followed, without thinking about why there was a path in the middle of this high grass. When I came to the other side the first thing I saw was right infront of the wall of the fortress there was this big outline of a person with a rifle. I immediately understood that I was standing just a couple of meters from this person. I turned and tried to start running away, back into the shelter. But the gras was slowing me down. I turn around to look back at this person, and I then see that it’s Magnus, and he’s following me in a slow pace, but still getting closer and closer. I turn around to ones more try to run away. He slowly raises his rifle and point it at me, and at the moment he pulled the trigger and hit me in the back, I woke up………

That was such an intence and bad dream.. :S"

"So I had a dream last night that Ylvis was doing O-Fag again, and for some reason they had to do a task where they went to some restaurant that had a huge pool in the front. And it was winter time, and the pool was frozen.

And their task was that they had to help old people cross the pool and get into the restaurant. 

So of course they kept falling in and getting freezing cold and wet but goddammit they helped EVERY OLD PERSON get into the restaurant.

But then of course they both developed fevers so Knut and the NH team (even though they were specifically doing O-Fag) made them lie together in bed?

So I just have no idea anymore…my dreams are a mix of comedy and a freaking h/c fanfic."