the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much

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the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much

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Hi, this is big sis, I might rabble here and this is my AU. Its basically, another Jack coming into the original Xiaolin showdown.
Taking place, way after, the sands of time incident and during a Xiaolin showdown a portal opens up and another Jack Spicer falls out.
Everyone is confused an a bit suspicious of this Jack Spicer, the OG Jack is excited.
This Spicer becomes like a big brother to the OG Jack. So, when he and Jack make a machine to take him back to his universe. He decides to stay a while longer.
While, staying with Jack, he goes by Spicer. And would tell Jack about his universe’s magic artifacts that he and his Xiaolin warriors fight for to collect.
Along with the fact, that Wuya is basically his unintentional mother and teacher of the magic arts.
LOOK AT THEM… that’s his SON.
SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE
We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc.
I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and
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does that give you your answer
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
I wanted to draw my AU, but this little story kept coming to my mind. So I drew it.

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Never gonna recover from introducing a friend to 'blorbo' and then trying to convince my friends that 'skombus' was a blorbo but for a villain character.
The original friend who I was trying to teach about 'blorbo' took this whole conversation very well :3
so anyways who's you guys' skombuses?
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
kind of a milf. reblog
when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like
"that guy's wrong tho"
Hmm depression
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real

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Past Dashi, with Guan behind him: So… Watcha got there?
Past Chase, holding Omi in one arm and somehow a smoothie in ~500 AD China in the other hand: A smoothie.
Chase: Dashi, we let you keep Dojo now you let me keep Omi, or else I’m turning Heylin!
Submitted by queenheartspook
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)
Innocent
Guilty
Submitted by queenheartspook
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)
Innocent
Guilty
Omi is the only one who can help Jack redeem theory
I just thought of this randomly, but thinking of the episode Time After Time I realized Omi is the only one who can stop him, not just because of strength; Omi is the only one who keeps giving Jack a chance the rest of the Xiaolin Dragons do not trust him enough, so the thing missing that prevented Jack from taking over the world, is his redemption arch he never got, due to Omi being missing, I don't know why I didn't think of that till now.
Oh no, something happened, and certain Shen Gong Wus have been scattered into the past! The Xiaolin monks (and Jack) must retrieve the Wus without disrupting the timeline. One of the Wus happened to be in the Chinese Emperor's palace! How are they going to manage to get it back? *insert Mulan concubine palace infiltration scene*
Nah, I just wanted to see (older) Jack with traditional Chinese makeup lol
I always found it funny that the pale skin that supposedly makes Jack 'creepy' and 'abnormal' for fitting into the western goth aesthetic is widely considered beautiful in East Asian culture. And the color red, like his hair and eyes, signifies good fortune, luck, and prosperity.
(his outfit, from Southern and Northern Dynasty [around when Chase Young was mortal]; his makeup, from Tang Dynasty [because it's the prettiest IMO])

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"Hey, I've done some things I'm not proud of, but I'm not getting into a fist fight with my Baby sister."
What are the things you're not proud of Clay? I wanna know!
Who else want to live in that palace?