Mala’anda ho!

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

if i see ONE sexual post about the new grinch movie on my dashboard i will unfollow ON SIGHT i lived through the onceler era and i do NOT care to experience it again i have DONE MY TIME i have PAID MY DUES TO THIS HELLISH EARTH

the fucked up thing about the salvation army is that theyre arguably the most visible and prominent hate group in america, but you cant hastle them or even protest them because to everyone else it would look like youre curb stomping santa clsuse

@martin-septim

bruh that was your landlord

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

BIG KITTY!!

SO BEEG. :D

LORGE