Buffering

there’s something uniquely erotic about your lover dragging their nose across the expanse of your body—their balmy breath warming the arch of your neck and the slope of your shoulder. their spit-slick lips are a hair’s breadth from your tingling flesh, but never touching. the pointed tip of their nose carves a path down down down, nuzzling your softness, ambling along the planes and curves. (to them, your form is a masterpiece that would make even the most talented sculptor weep; they will worship you with due reverence.)

my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they don’t.

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

For you, his tip is leakier than a tube of Carmex left in a hot car in the dead of summer...

that’s my fuckable emotional support jester

you should pull up my shirt to expose my tits whenever you want. you could expose my tits to play with them, or maybe you just want to see them, or maybe you want to embarrass me, or maybe you're just bored and it's something to do

“… sent you a voice note,” is my FAVORITE notification ever like

Voice notes are such an intimate gesture like awhh I can hear your voice no matter how far away you are that’s so cute, and you wanted me to hear it?!

Sad that no one fucked me awake this morning