Inspector of Classpects

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Might as well start with my own classpect. Princes destroy their aspect, or destroy through their aspect. Princes are the active destruction class. Part of what makes princes such a powerful class is that they come at their aspect from both sides.

Doom is the aspect of death, inevitability, sacrifice and rules. Generally doom players tend to deal with death and suffering, but princes tend to have some of the opposite attributes, and may even seem more like a typical life player.

A Prince of Doom would destroy death, inevitability, sacrifice and rules. Alternatively, they can also destroy through death, inevitability sacrifice and rules. A Prince of Doom would be able to bring things back to life by destroying death (although I imagine that this would be a bit different than life players restoring life). On the other hand, a Prince of Doom would be able to destroy by Doom, essentially being able to kill things as a power. This would probably not start out as instant killing powers, but slowly evolve from something like enhanced combat. A Prince of Doom could destroy inevitability, or destroy through inevitability. This makes the Prince of Doom a good match against Time and Light players, as they would (again, if powerful enough) destroy the inevitability of a situation, or destroy through inevitability. Inevitability implies that luck would have no effect, rendering Light players useless. Time players might be able to create a doomed timeline around the situation, but a Prince of Doom would be able to destroy the inevitability of that situation, thus rendering the doomed timeline moot. A Prince of Doom could destroy sacrifice, or destroy through sacrifice. Likely, as a last resort, a Prince of Doom could completely change the outcome of a situation through sacrifice (which is very odd for an active class). They could also probably destroy the effects of a sacrifice, rendering enemy sacrifices moot. The big thing that makes this class powerful (as if it weren't OP enough already) is it's ability to destroy rules, or destroy through rules. Basically, if a Prince of Doom didn't like some sort of mechanic, they could get rid of it. Of course, the Prince would have to be reasonably high leveled, but they could probably break down the laws of the universe if they really wanted to (which could absolutely devastate Space players in combat). Alternatively, they can destroy through rules, or create rules that destroy.

Overall, a Prince of Doom is a terrifyingly strong class, and definitely someone who will either be very helpful, or incredibly destructive. Either way, you do not want a Prince of Doom on your bad side, as it can only end poorly.

Not [100%] canon or anything. If you hate it you can completely ignore it... but I think I got some good things going on here. Active classes will appear first/be on the left.

We'll start with the confirmed pairs:

Thief and Rogue

Prince and Bard

Lord and Muse

And... here are my thoughts on the matter.

Heir and Knight: Woah, what am I, crazy? Nah. I take a Knight to be someone who protects with their aspect. Dave shows examples of this throughout Sburb, such as early on when he visits himself and becomes Davesprite, and a bit later when he save John from visiting his denizen too early. Basically, Dave protects his team from doomed timelines again and again (please don't make me go out page-hunting for evidence, I assure you I'm not lying). A heir is someone who protects themselves with their aspect. In case you haven't noticed, John does this a lot. He does the windy thing when his planet is getting all burn-y, and he manages to protect himself against Bec Noir in their showdown by turning into wind. I'm sure I haven't covered everything about either class, but you can at least see my point.

Maid and Sylph: I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who thinks this at all. Maids heal themselves with their aspect or heal their aspect (clean it up), and Sylphs heal others with their aspect.

Mage and Seer: Mages benefit themselves with knowledge of their aspect / knowledge gained through their aspect (Sollux does this a lot). Seers benefit others with knowledge of their aspect / knowledge gained through their aspect.

Witch and Page: This one might be kinda weird too. Witches manipulate their aspect / manipulate with their aspect. Witches are able to take what is already there and change it, so maybe Pages are able to manipulate what isn't really there, and make it seem like it is (or actually create it, depending on what the real definition of a Muse ends up being). Jake was able to put hope in a hopeless situation, Tavros was about to put breath into a breathless Vriska corpes (although he would've / did fail). 

This would result in the Active / Passive scale looking something like this:

Muse

Page

Bard

Knight

Rogue

Sylph

Seer

(BR8K)

Mage

Maid

Thief

Heir

Prince

Witch

Lord

This all fits in to Hussie's tweet, which stated that the most active non master class is female (witch), and the two most passive non master classes are male (Page and Bard). Since Hussie did not say the two most active classes are female, the 2nd most active must either be male or non-exclusive, which Prince fits. Same goes for the other side, with Knight being a non-exclusive class. The 6 classes in the middle aren't necessarily in that exact order, but I think it's highly plausible that the classes go like that.