Jason Todd is dead inside

Tim: a lot. the process itself takes like a year.

Jason: wow, I don’t even know if i’ll want a baby in a year.

Tim: Can you see anything?

Dick: I am a crime fighter and a cop so no, I have not smoked marijuana.

Dick: I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was indescribable, actually it felt like I was floating. 

Jason: Nice, dude.

Dick: Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was  just an insanely good brownie.

Dick: Man that sucks.

Tim: Do they know they can’t park there?

Dick:

Tim: I’m going to go tell them.

Dick: I would simply say Tim. They would run in fear.

Person: Hello, is Jason there?

Jason: No, Jason is dead.

Jason: I lost my license and I need a new license and a new photo.

DMV dude: Do you have any proof of ID?

Jason, takes out his drivers license and hands it to him.

DMV dude:

Jason:

Dick: Dude you almost died.

Jason: No I saw the future.

Dick: How do you know it was the future?

Dick: Fine! then i’m coming, too!

Tim: Fine! You’ll see who was right. And you’ll see who gets there first!

Dick: Maybe we should take one car, just like for the environment.

Tim: Yeah that’s fine we can drive together.

Dick: Fine!

Dick: It’s been weeks and he hasn’t gotten back to any of my texts.

Bruce: Has Jason ever returned your texts?

Tim: I don’t know alfred does all the grocery shopping.

Jason:

Tim:

Tim: There was a puddle.

Dick: Why did you step in it???

Tim: Okay, let me go first.

Jason: No, let me go first you can go next.

Tim: Then i’ll be going second?

Jason: Yes, what’re you making?