Yep, Mom said that.

Mom: "Do you back your stuff up on the cloud?"

While watching the #SuperBowl, #Seahawks vs. #Patriots: Mom: "I like #RussellWilson. I like his braids. When he runs, he looks like a rock star."

Mom (while watching The State of the Union): "Poor #Obama. They won't let him do anything."

Mom: "Just lower your standards a little, and you'll be happy."

Mom: "I think wine makes me talk more."

Me: "You know what this song is." Mom: "Yup. #Heartless. #KanyeWest."

(Mom puts on a scarf over her pajamas) Me: "Where are you going?" Mom: "Taking out the trash. It's like going to the North Pole."

Mom: "I used to like #TaylorSwift. Then she got carried away with all those revenge songs. She hasn't been with someone in a while; maybe they're all afraid of her."

Mom: "'Tis the season to be fat." #thanksgiving #yepmomsaidthat

Mom: "You ask your mom for an opinion, you get one."

Mom: "You still want to go out? You sort of look like you're dead."

Mom: "The women in my family can drink."

Mom: "I think I'm allergic to bookstores."

Mom: "There's a lot of hussing and bussing in this world."