“what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”

“is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.” 

“let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*

in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”

“what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”

“in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”

“did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”

“wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”

*scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!” 

“i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”

in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”

“don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.

“i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”

“fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”

in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”

“i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”

the phrase “I marymond you” represents so much more then just a t shirt that your fav wore. “I marymond you” means “I will help you to renew and to recover from the pain that was put upon you” and this is precisely the mission of marymond.

marymond isn’t just any other brand. it is a brand that is dedicated to supporting comfort women, who were approximately 200,000 young girls forced into sexual slavery by the imperial japanese army before and after world war two. if you can, I highly recommend you read some of the articles and testimonies surrounding comfort women- they are horrifying and no human should ever have to go through the suffering and pain that these women went through. to make it even worse, japan had refused to acknowledge their barbaric actions multiple times, even blatantly saying that there was no such thing as comfort women, and their only full acknowledgement of the issue was in their 2015 apology which in no way fully compensated the women of their terrors, as sadly the apology was made when majority of the comfort women had already passed away from old age.

in their words, marymond’s mission is to “help those whose dignities were brutally taken away to regain their own identity and have their dignity recovered.” furthermore, on their website, it says that “their valuable stories our products hold will be heard and remembered by people who use them and recover their lost dignity”

their motto is “always remember how valuable and beautiful you are” and it’s aimed towards anyone (not only comfort women but also all minorities) who has been deeply hurt by another.

so please please please support this wonderful company by buying from their store. their products are relatively inexpensive and they ship internationally, there isn’t a reason as to why you shouldn’t buy from them and instead choose to buy the knockoffs from a random online store.

Yoonjin/Vmin - 43k words - 6 Chapters - Office AU:

Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form – Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok Section to be completed by Employees Involved: Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket Nature of Relationship: Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies Length of Relationship: 4 minutes Please Describe Jin’s Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting oh fucking hell.

Chapter 1: Seokjin, From Corporate: In which Yoongi has a conversation with a human and really fucking regrets it.

Chapter 2: Teamwork Makes the Meme Work: In which Namjoon creates a new fetish category on PornHub.

Chapter 3: Roots: In which Jin wishes he had never been born, or at least that he had never told Taehyung his birthday.

Chapter 4: Christmas Punch (KO): In which everyone is going to shit glitter tomorrow.

Chapter 5: Hurricane Yoonjin: In which Jin gets further with a piece of pizza than Jungkook has ever gotten with a girl.