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Get a handle on your geography, Sidney -- the capital of Ethiopia is obviously not New Mexico.

I just told you not to nod.

It’s gonna be delicious.

Popular bumper sticker on early hybrid volcanoes.

Eva Peron makes some dubious assertions regarding indefinite integrals and Phil Collins.

The Fra Filippo Lippi of puke.

Shit - no, wait. I meant Prince Adam.

According to one soothsayer, you’re in for quite a ride.

Happy Turkey Day from all of us at Yenolab!

Picture this: They’re in their evening wear; they’ve had a few drinks and the conversation turns to compromising democratic institutions, when -- WHAM!!

Thanks, everyone, for chipping in -- it looks like we’re set for a successful hot dog night! Brian, can you grab that mustard you said you’d bring?

You guys are reading too much into this costume.

Just to give every living thing light and heat...

You know what to do when you hear that sound!

Of course, I was initially disgusted when I received the request...especially considering the quantity...but when I found out who it was for? Let’s just say I don’t question greatness.

In this week’s New Yorker, Alex Ross calls the video for Dr. Brian Eno’s first aria -- a single, seven minute take of Pee-wee Herman sobbing -- “a burdensome portrayal of our troubled times.”

During his later years, the Anna Karenina author could be found at the occupational therapist most Tuesdays between 3:15 and 4:15, railing against the authority of the government and completing a variety of balance exercises.