b r e n n e n

how do i know i haven’t peaked yet? easy: i don’t have a personal musical theme that plays from nowhere whenever i walk into a room

I’ve been thinking about it and so when people hunt ghosts in the dark and they can’t see shit like that probably means ghosts can’t see shit in the dark either unless they get like special night vision when they die…but like what if all those bumps people hear when ghost hunting is just ghosts running into shit cuz they can’t see

that relatable moment when your door creaks and you think it’s fine but then actually fucking satan walks in and-

I have nothing of value to say at any given time. assuming that I will say coherent things to anyone, ever, is a false and foolish idea. I will say ajshdsjfdjfd and crawl back into the small pit I have dug under a pile of rocks

me: *aggressively pulls on the “push” door*

Sometimes people will stab you in the back, but not dentists, dentists don’t give a fuck and will stab you in the mouth

i’m a simpel man, i see moss i go touch