i’ll steal your kneecaps

me trying to flirt: so what albums make you cry

now i may not know shit,

is there a but?

a what

ew why did i let you know me like that

@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

You know….fish never gives us homework so you don’t have to either….

I’m assigning five algebras

Fish let’s us eat in class so is it cool if I use ur microwave for this pizza?

No. You can eat the pizza but no microwaves are allowed in my school. Use your body heat and saliva to warm it up.

did teach leave the seating assignment?

No. Nobody sits. We squat the entire period, we develop powerful calf muscles.

Can I get a pass to the restroom? Fish usually let’s me go

No. Do it in your hands.

Was that the lunch bell? *starts packing things up*

burns your manga