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*Liam and Zayn skipping stones on lake*

Liam: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Zayn,whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Zayn, pointing: May I sit there?

Liam: That's my lap

Zayn: That doesn't answer my question, Liam .

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Liam: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Zayn: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Liam: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Liam: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Zayn: You need to stop

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Liam: Someone will die.

Zayn: Of fun!

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Liam,in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Zayn: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Liam,with the tone of someone who is used to Zayn: Outstanding.

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Liam : Remember, Zayn, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Zayn: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

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Liam:sweating: Zayn, there’s something I need to ask you-

Zayn: Finally! You’re proposing!

Liam : How’d you know?

Zayn: Liam , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner, I even picked it up once.

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Liam : Go fuck yourself.

Zayn: smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

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Liam : I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!!

Zayn: you mean an idea..?

Liam : MMMMHHMMM!!

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Liam : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Zayn: Wow. They sound stupid.

Liam : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Zayn: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'

Liam : I guess you’re right. Hey Zayn, I love you.

Zayn: See! Just say that!

Liam : Holy fucking shit.

Zayn: If that flies over their head then, sorry Liam , but they're too dumb for you.

Liam : Zayn.

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Liam : The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Zayn: [in the distance] Or murder.

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Liam : I’m in love with you.

Zayn: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Liam : I know.

Zayn: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Liam : I love you.

Zayn: not paying attention: What was that?

Liam : I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Liam: You're giving me a sticker?

Zayn: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Liam: I'm not a preschooler.

Zayn: Fine, I'll take it back

Liam: I earned this, back off!

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Liam : Dude-

Zayn: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Zayn: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

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Liam : Hey Zayn , have you seen the photographer?

Zayn : Nope.Have you seen the meat tenderizer?

Liam , confused: What?

Zayn , grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: No reason, cute girl things!

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