Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

You know what? I actually do feel a little bit bad for s1 Rebecca. What do you the mean the hardline sports journalist she recruited to knock down the zany cornball from America she only hired in her pursuit to take down her evil scumbag ex-husband by destroying his football club would turn out to be a gay disaster who immediately falls in love with the cob? I mean what are the chances.

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

there is a 4,000 year old lichen somewhere out there that has no clue any of this is going on