Heads Will Roll

I’m the weirdo who mouths words while walking on the street because I’m listening to music and I have to sing along.

I feel personally attacked

he gets paid to do that

are you telling me cucumber man humped the ground and screamed for 2 minutes and gets a lot of money and tons of fan girls, but when i do it I’m “intoxicated” and “ruining my sister’s wedding”

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

if someone got the same name as me it’s already beef tbh

will i ever have my shit together

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

Only if Tom is Watson

‘the average woman owns 16 bras’ well shit i didnt know the average woman was made of money