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[walking down an empty, tree-lined road, the cameraperson smiles and angles their phone down towards themself.]

"saturday morning fit check! wait-- let me show you real quick."

[the camera switches from selfie-mode to forward-facing-mode. arranged neatly on the leaf-strewn asphalt is a complete outfit of clothing (collared and striped long-sleeve shirt, red boxers, jean shorts, long white socks, and brown shoes). the cameraperson's bare feet are visible at the bottom of the frame as the camera pans down to highlight each piece of the outfit as the cameraperson names it.]

"so on top we've got the RM rugby top, we've got the Ralphie boxers with the Ralphie socks, with the jorts, and the Supreme Poo Force Ones."

[the camera switches back to selfie-mode, angled severely upward to crop the cameraperson at their bare shoulders.]