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sabrina the teenage witch is such an iconic show

halloween itself is kinda eh and always just ends with sins and regrets BUT at thrift stores it is the season of discounted Aesthetic shoes like all the shoes that the gays want are classified under costume at half price

today while he was filling my cavities my dentist said “good job with you tongue” and i just didn’t think i would ever hear a man say that to me again

my dentist’s assistant said she was “pleased with my home care” and all i could think about is my cycle of taking a rare morning after several bedridden depression days to lay down and shove a toothbrush in my face for as long as i can tolerate until not touching it again for slightly too long

i s2g my neighbor is the last human on earth that still regularly plays rock band

today the cashier at michaels was like “hmm syrofoam balls, pipe cleaners, paint, and hot glue. what kind of project are you working on” and i didn’t really know how to describe it so i just said “lobster head piece” and she didn’t ask any more questions but she Definitely had them