Trying my best to be human too

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I've been put in the tank 😔

Go fuck yourself.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

tumblr added a feature where if you get a post to 10m notes the most common word in both tags and comments would become the op’s new url. this ended up with the entirety of tumblr’s user base getting a pukicho post to 10m notes to change the url to “pukeicho”

Why would you all do this to me?

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

so called live 'streamers' and not a single one of them is currently fishing for bass

Puki, I think you're looking at the wrong category on Twitch.

Thank you, Isaac Newton.

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

this is another one of those posts that gets tags like “i know this is a joke but…” and i understand why but i have to once again stress i have never been more serious

Thank you, Isaac Newton.