Yarnshaming

Better you should just pretend it's heavily textured art yarn.

The tables have turned.

A lady in theory, a guttersnipe in practice.

Then you shoulda put a ring marker on it.

Gesundheit.

If you can't see the difference between Albert and Wedgwood, that's not my problem.

The late Wallis, Duchess of Windsor once said it was impossible to be too rich or too thin. She was wrong about at least one of those.