ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow

if a girl wanted to do fucked up experimence to me such as putting me in a big glass tube full of green slime i would simply let her, i'm not a misogynist

*Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice* “See Perry the Platypus, when I was a young boy a horse put me into a plinko machine, and now with my horse-plinkinator-…”

“tumblr isn’t like it used to be” speak for yourself the head mod of a popular blog that lists characters from multiple different media as “unfuckable” got exposed for minting Ten Thousand NFTS then later quitting the business bc “their friends made them feel bad about it” and that is just the tip of the fucking iceberg