YanSim Generator

Some people??? break arms??? to cope???

It's real freshly cooked ice cream hours

As soon as I learn how to die of smoke deprivation it's over for you fuckers

There are only two genders: loan shark and easter egg

It's real Yancord hours

Consume the easter egg

Osana, a known gay,

Are you serious? Right in front of my panty shots?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand YanDad

Do you even die of smoke deprivation bro

The rumour come out: does Oka is gay?

I saw Musume engaging in driving a rival to murder in Shisuta town

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an indestructible rival

Some people??? email YanDev??? to cope???

There are only two genders: kickstarter and body pillow

While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied Magical Girl Pretty Miyuki

Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 dollar kickstarter.