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all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

Happy Pride

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.