weird ass girl with brown eyes

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

posted and didn't get 4000 notes within 0.01 seconds. it's over for me

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.