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*Friend, excited* “We’re almost out!” *Me, in the front, taking no shit* “NO WE’RE FUCKING NOT!”

*Nice mummy lady pops out* “I haven’t eaten in 3,000 years, I’d love some flesh!” *Me, Whimpers* “I’ve got eczema!”

Me, knowing there’s an actor in that hole* “Where’d he go?!” *Man pops out* *I crumple to the floor, flat on my ass, arms up* “TheRE yOU aRE!” *Actor, quietly as I pop lock and drop it* “Oh shit”

*Creepy nun creeps up on me* “OH GOD WAIT I’M NOT A CATHOLIC ANYMORE”

*Actor, taunting* “Do you wanna stay?!” *Me, actively knocking over a pre-tween with my fright* “I’m sorry my mom said no!”

*Haunted hayride actor, leaning over me with his arms planted beside my head* “How are you tonight Cass?” *Me, maybe a little turned on* “I’ve uh…I’ve…y’know…been worse?”

*Zombie comes over and spooks me* “AH! Oh god, I’m sorry!” “I want your brains!” “I don’t have any why do you think I’m here?!”

*Friend makes a lesbian joke. I laugh* *Actress on the haunted house rise* “What’s so funny?!” *Me, jumps, kicks myself* “My bad.”

*Sees actress on a bed* “She’s gonna get me” *she lunges forward* *Screams* “FUCK ME SHE GOT ME” *she does it again on the other side of the bed* “FUCK SHE GOT ME AGAIN!”

*Falls against a fence as a man in a mask jumps out* “Vibe check?!”

*haunted hayride goes through the cultist section* “You’re all going to hell!” *Me, trembling,* “I know,” *Man jumps on and starts rattling chains and running toward me* “You’re ALL GOING TO HELL!” *Me, screaming* “I know!”

*Woman dressed as a little girl, starts crying* “I don’t like it here!” *Me, actively trying to hide in the corner of the hayride* “Me neither and I paid for this!”

this is nice.

Minecraft ambient sound: hrrrrrrrrsKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

{2018} PÜNK (full version) (digital photography, laser prints, acrylics, charcoal)

(What you wear effects how you feel)

Wear a monochromatic outfit (black is one of the most popular shades to use, my personal favorite too)

Pair neutral colours (black, white, grey, navy, brown, and nude shades)

Black trousers or jeans and a white button up shirt is a simple outfit that can easily be accessorized and worn by any gender

Blazers and trench coats

Flattering Metals for Skin Tones: Cool tone = silver, Warm tone = gold  

Bring/Purchase a hot beverage (carrying a beverage always makes me feel like I got shit going on, even if I’m just running an errand)

Hair: Brush from the ends to the root, don’t fucking yank it through your hair, gently glide your hair brush/comb through your locks

File your nails

Lip chap or lipstick (lipstick: bold or simple colour such as red or nude shades, put coconut oil on them,*just at least moisturize your lips with something before you depart your home)  

Simple accessories to elevate your outfit: sunglasses, belts, jewelry, a watch, scarf, over-sized pieces

Things to put in your bag/purse: a book to read while waiting for public transit, makeup for touching up, gum, phone charger, journal/agenda/diary/grimoire & pen/pencil, reusable water bottle/travel mug, hand lotion, healthy snacks, money, headphones, Kleenex